Thursday, September 22, 2005
We Got Plans
N. Korea Accuses U.S. of Plotting Attack:
    In a second day of bluster after its disarmament accord, North Korea accused the United States on Wednesday of planning a nuclear attack and warned it could retaliate.
Let's make it clear, rest of the world: We have plans to nuke everyone, from North Korea to China to France to Great Britain to St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands. Are we clear on that? Because we understand the nature of man and their collective nature, we are ready to destroy anyone who could attack us, no matter how probable our nuclear plans are to be used.

Because planning is easy, and being unprepared is bad.

So don't think you're special, North Korea, even though you're highest on our list of probable recipients of an unwelcome transfer of nuclear technology. We have plans for every contingency, I hope.

To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."