Saturday, September 24, 2005
Public Service Announcement
Although it fulfills the requirements, namely:
  • It rhymes.

  • It refers to a cute animal.

  • It also refers to a sweet ice cream flavor.

  • It ends, twice, with the long e sound.
Chunky Monkey is a very bad choice for a pet name for your wife.

Because if I didn't warn you, gentle but unthinking sometimes male reader, you, too, might try it, to poor results.

To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."