Sunday, September 25, 2005
Generation X Moves to China Grove
Holiday Inn Unrolls Gen X Welcome Mat:
    "It has lots of glass and is very open. We’re collaborating with a feng shui expert," Snyder said. "Gen X is very into looking toward the east."
Cancel our reservations for the Hilton, honey, its layout will anger ancient Chinese spirits and besides, you know how the temprapedic mattresses malign my chakras.

I'd weep for my generation if I weren't a part of it and close enough to know Snyder's kookier than we are.

Is "unrolls" the opposite of rolls?

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