Outrage In New York City as Alternate Lifestyles Attacked
Health officials urge New York City restaurant ban on fat trans
It's unconscionable that New York City government would, in the interest of "public good," would ban transvestites and transsexuals from restaurants. That for the benefit of a greater number, the city would prohibit obese individuals who expressing their individual rights to expression by wearing opposite gender clothes or roles from attending restaurants and would further strip private property rights from restaurant owners to tell them which alternative lifestyles, of which weights, the restaurant owners can serve.
THIS OUTRAGE MUST NOT STAND! THOSE WITH ALTERNATE LIFESTYLES MUST BE DEFENDED!
Oh, wait a minute, I have transposed the headline:
Health officials urge New York City restaurant ban on trans fats
Well, the government banning alternate frystyles and usurping individual responsibility of eaters and private property rights of restauranteurs to ensure that The Children are as trim and svelte as our benevolent government leaders wish they were? Carry on.