Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Mouse Roars
Chavez: U.S. will 'bite the dust' if it invades:
    Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez told thousands of visiting students that if U.S. forces were to invade the South American country, they would be soundly defeated.
That cinches it. We must invade Valenzuela just to prove that our country is more manly than Hugo Chavez.

I also want to laud CNN for putting this story in perspective:
    The U.S. government has strongly denied Chavez's claims that it is considering military action against Cuba's closest ally in the Americas.
That's right, it's not absurd on it's face. No, it has been strongly denied by the warmongering American government.

To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."