Friday, August 26, 2005
Crikes, I've got this mosquito bite on my neck like an inch from my jugular. You know that mosquito will be telling his friends about that bite, ad nauseum, for the rest of his life.

Probably a week tops, unless he tries that stunt again, in which case I'll spill my own blood if needed to truncate his existence.

To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."