Friday, August 05, 2005
 
Hey, I Can See the Shuttle Damage From Here!
Environmental damage seen from shuttle

No word on whether the eagle-eyed spotters can see:
  • The peaceful intentions of the Iranian nuclear program.

  • The leaker of Valerie Plame's identity.

  • The last member of an individual species or two getting extinctated.

  • Karl Rove performing an eldritch, unholy ceremony in Innsmouth to increase his power.

  • The dark shadow of American hegemony creeping across the middle east.

  • Grand Theft Auto actually altering the brain waves of another youth, inciting him to violence.

  • Another shark preparing to attack a tourist in Florida.

  • The National Hockey League discussing when to fire Gary Bettman.

  • Paula Abdul sitting on her sofa with two empty quart containers of Häagen-Dazs Cherry Vanilla ice cream and a picture of Corey Clark, weeping, and occasionally shrieking, "Why did you do this to me, CC?"

  • Robert Novak, stomping around and saying, "Bullshit!"

  • A shark in Louisiana preparing to attack pit bull exiled from Denver.

  • A saddened-but-following-orders animal control officer in Denver gassing a family pet who couldn't escape to Louisiana.

  • Thousands of world health officials scheming for more budget to combat their predicted avian flu pandemic while some unforeseen mutation of something else entirely is preparing to strike.

  • Thousands of people who don't deserve credit cards filling out the forms proffered them by the credit card agencies who then complain about default rates and raise interest on people who actually pay their debts.
Because those astronauts' eyes are especially sharp, you know.

(Submitted to the Outside the Beltway Traffic Jam.)


- posted by Brian J. @ 1:52 PM
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