Saturday, July 02, 2005
 
US Imperialists Attack Sovereign Comet
Deep Impact Spacecraft Ready for Mission:
    A NASA spacecraft was speedily closing in on its target Friday, a comet scientists hope to smash open this weekend, producing celestial fireworks for the Independence Day weekend.
Finally, we're an interplanetary hegemon! Woo!

Perhaps I'll have to retool the t-shirt:

Visualize World Hegemony



 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."