Friday, July 01, 2005
 
Philosophical Question
If you, like, bust a vampire in the mouth and skin your knuckles on its teeth, are you in danger of becoming a vampire?

Please let me know within the next night or so. Thanks.


- posted by Brian J. @ 8:21 PM
Comments:
Yeah. Duh.
# posted by Blogger bucci : Friday, July 01, 2005 10:07:00 PM
 


Only if you leave some of your knuckle blood in his mouth and you get some of his blood on your knuckles and then you put your knuckles in your own mouth.

Your best bet is to keep your hands away from your mouth and wash the wound in a silver nitrate solution before the third day after the encounter when the transformation will be complete.
# posted by Blogger Harvey : Saturday, July 02, 2005 2:37:00 PM
 


You see, then, the room for contention.

One school, call it the Bladeoverse, holds that one can become a vampire if only bitten by a vampire (or if one only punches a vampire in the mouth).

Another school, the Buffyverse, would hold that one can only become a vampire if one sucks a vampire's blood (or if one punches a vampire with gingivitis in the mouth and sucks the knuckle immediately afterwards).

Now that you've identified yourselves as adherents of opposing viewpoints, I demand reasoned discourse!

That's why I enabled comments, dammit!
# posted by Blogger Brian J. : Monday, July 04, 2005 7:44:00 PM
 


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