International Blog Star Registry
Send me $8, and I'll name a star after you and register it in blog post form on this blog, covered by common law copyright.
And since I don't have to waste money on the "book form" at the United States Copyright Office, I can save that filing fee and add it right to my bottom line. Boo-yah!
Perhaps I shouldn't have brought that last bit up as it's not a salient selling point.