Saturday, June 11, 2005
 
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Hey, Michelle Malkin has a picture of a young Muslim lad urinating on the American flag.

As a person who votes Republican more than 40% of the time (and Democrat about 5% of the time, so don't ostracize me from the cool blogoclique), I saw we should start burning down Indian restaurants in the United States reach a greater understanding between our culture and theirs.

In our culture, some people put a decal of a young man from an old comic strip urinating on some symbol or another into their rear windows of their automobiles to show the owner's contempt for what the symbol represents. In theirs, some people put a decapitation of a young man onto their Web sites to show the people's contempt for the infidels.

Okay, I understand aplenty now.

However, pardon me if I look at the picture and say, hey, it's a kid peeing on a square of cloth that represents free speech. How precocious. If he peed on a Koran amidst all those Muslims, he'd be dead.


 
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