Fun With Statistics
From the story "
Supporters of increasing tax on cigarettes quietly push on", we get this insightful statistical analysis from the Associated Press:
The "why" goes something like this: Missouri has the third-highest smoking rate in the nation, spends the third-lowest amount on anti-tobacco efforts and charges the third-lowest cigarette tax.
The correlation is no coincidence.
No wonder polisybodies like statistics. Unlike real science, statistics are just like language--they can say whatever you want, and you can deconstruct the meaning of the numbers-as-text to imbue them with whatever liberation (of citizens' money-as-tax) theory you espouse.