Monday, June 13, 2005
 
Debutante Vehicle Update
CNN: Report: Paris Hilton to retire in 2 years.

No word on whether she'll choose Michelin, Cordovan, or Pirelli, but we who await every word and deed can hardly contain ourselves in anticipation.

(Link seen on Professor Bainbridge.)


Comments:
Ah, man... do I have to read the article? Retire from what? Slack-jawed slutdom? Hebetudinous whoreishness?

Nah. I'll just go with a switch to good years...
 



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