Advance in Robotic Upskirt Photography Technology
Oh, sure, the
Roborior is designed to be a home security device, but listen to what it does:
The $2,600 (280,000 yen) contraption by Japanese robot maker Tmsuk Co. and electronics company Sanyo Electric Co. (SANYY) can connect with the owner's mobile phone to relay streaming video taken on the robot's digital camera.
It can be remote-controlled with a handset to go forward, backward, left or right. The buttons also adjust the angle of the digital camera to look up or down.
Were I to submit this to
Fark, I'd use the headline
New home security robot will protect your home, shoot Sarah Connor.