Musings from Brian J. Noggle: Please Step Out of the Vehicle, or Zzzzt

Musings from Brian J. Noggle

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Please Step Out of the Vehicle, or Zzzzt

Tasers: or else the cops would have to shoot you for not getting out of your car:

The two-mile pursuit ended on west 56th Street, but Martin refused to get out of the car. One deputy broke out a window and used a taser on him.

Cops wouldn't shoot the driver in the case, nor would they clap him with the billy club. Because those leave marks that look bad in photographs. Tasers, though, are nice alternatives to deadly force.

- posted by Brian J. @ 9:01 AM

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