Thursday, May 26, 2005
 
Foam Industry Ramps Up Production; Government to Make Everything Safe
New York City has banned almost everything else, so it's turning to another hazardous substance that is too easily available to its irresponsible, befuddled citizens: candy.
    Large mint balls, jawbreakers and other hard sweets — which can choke kids — could soon be banned for sale to children in the city.

    City Council Health Committee Chairwoman Christine Quinn yesterday introduced a bill that would outlaw the sale of what she termed "dangerously sized candy" to people under 14.

    She defined dangerously sized as between 3/4 of an inch and 13/4 of an inch in diameter.
FROM MY WARM, STICKY MOUTH!

(Submitted to the Outside the Beltway Traffic Jam.)


- posted by Brian J. @ 11:05 AM
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