Unspoken Footnote
Here's a piece of on-product advertising from Frito-Lay:

The text:
America prefers the taste of Lay's Stax® Original Potato Crisps Over Pringles® Original Potato Crisps**
Taste for Yourself!
** Among those with a preference
Among those with a preference? You mean amongst the thirty people outside of Lay's who have heard of the canned Lay's? Wow, that's some bandwagon there.
In a related note, America prefers Musings from Brian J. Noggle to
Pop-Up Mocker**
** Among those with a preference and who know what a "blog" is and who have heard of either of the aforementioned bottom-feeding blogs.