Wednesday, April 20, 2005
 
Relativism

Ben Affleck demonstrates the relative worth of Jennifer Garner vs Jennifer Lopez:
    Affleck bought Garner a $500,000, 4.5-carat Harry Winston engagement ring — as compared to the 6.1-carat pink diamond ring from Winston which Affleck got for his former fiancée Jennifer Lopez.
Nothing says "I love you" like giving the second Jennifer a ring that's 73% of the one given to Jennifer I.


 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."