Monday, April 18, 2005
 
Mad Libs Feature Writing

FanC a d8? Never fear, text messaging is here:
    Welcome to (INSERT TECHNOLOGY), the newest, easiest way to show someone you're interested. Simply (INSERT TECHNOLOGY USE). No more love letters, no more "baby, what's your sign?" and best of all, no more face-to-face rejection.

    "It's such an easy way to break the ice," Holstack said. "Approaching girls in a bar can be so intimidating and this takes the approach part out of the equation. The worst reaction I could have gotten was her not replying and I'll take that over her laughing in my face any day."

    Holstack, it seems, is not alone. With more than 30 million registered     (INSERT TECHNOLOGY) users sending more than 30 billion (INSERT TECHNOLOGY) each month, it's clear that romance seekers like (INSERT TECHNOLOGY USER) will not be without a date for long. More than 50,000 people are registered for (INSERT TECHNOLOGY) in Missouri, with 8,800 in the St. Louis area alone, suggesting that many people are beginning to realize that their (INSERT DEVICE) can also be the key to a successful dating life.
Let's try some of these combinations from the past:
  • Poetry; write a sonnet; poetry; pieces of doggerel; Lord Byron; poetry; quilled pens.
  • Video Dating Services; tape yourself discussing what you want; video camera; video tapes; Mike Jones; video dating services; VCR.

  • Bulletin Board Systems; connect to a BBS computer and post; modem; bulletin board messages; John Smith; BBS Handles; modem.

  • Chat rooms; answer an age/sex check; AOL; chat conversations; STLDAD4CHIX; chat rooms; computer.

  • Instant message; type a message; IM; messages; janedoe@hotmail.com; IM clients; computer.

  • wireless text flirting; punch in the requisite letters, type in your destination phone number, and hit send; text users; text messages; SMS (short messaging service); cell phone.
Hey, I got a precognition!
    Welcome to Cranial Bluetooth Implants, the newest, easiest way to show someone you're interested. Simply pass by the attractive member of the desired gender identity. No more love letters, no more "baby, what's your sign?" and best of all, no more face-to-face rejection.

    "It's such an easy way to break the ice," Holstack said. "Approaching girls in a bar can be so intimidating and this takes the approach part out of the equation. The worst reaction I could have gotten was her not replying and I'll take that over her laughing in my face any day."

    Holstack, it seems, is not alone. With more than 350 million registered     government-mandated implantees sending more than 30 billion Bluetooth thought transmissions each month, it's clear that romance seekers like 19897267 will not be without a date for long. More than 350,000,000 people are registered for tracking in the United States, with 800 remaining residents in the St. Louis area alone, suggesting that many people are beginning to realize that their proper thoughts can also be the key to a successful dating life.
Every generation rediscovers the uses of current technology in dating, and it's always the hippest thing about which to write.


- posted by Brian J. @ 9:07 AM
Comments: Post a Comment

<< Home
 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."