Monday, April 18, 2005
 
Introducing PETBA

Ladies and gentlemen, I want a new organization. I want People for Ethical Treatment By Animals. Because I don't think it's right that people are treated this way by animals:
    74-year-old animal lover was found dead in her home after what police believe was a brutal attack by the woman's two mixed-breed dogs.
Animals shouldn't treat people this way. Join us next week when we splash some red paint on a chow to protest that breed's tendency to bite off the hand that feeds it.


 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."