Friday, March 25, 2005
On Hewitt's Side

Perhaps this fellow is a part of Hewitt's rank and file:
    A man was arrested after trying to steal a weapon from a gun shop so he could "take some action and rescue Terri Schiavo," authorities said.

    Michael W. Mitchell, of Rockford, Ill., entered Randall's Firearms Inc. in Seminole just before 6 p.m. Thursday with a box cutter and tried to steal a gun, said Marianne Pasha, a spokeswoman for the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office.
Although one would hope that "Hewitt's Side" is staffed by people who are generally smarter than to try to rob a gun store with a box cutter.

To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."