Friday, March 18, 2005
Iala Iacta Est

No Stopping Global Warming, Studies Predict

    Even if people stopped pumping out carbon dioxide and other pollutants tomorrow, global warming would still get worse, two teams of researchers reported on Thursday.
Well, there you have it. Kyoto's useless. We're all doomed. Everyone can mow their lawns during daylight hours now.

To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."