Friday, February 11, 2005
 
You Thought of It, They Did It

Eleven arrested after police find keg party in moving truck:
    Police officers broke up a 21st birthday party and charged 11 people with underage drinking after pulling over a U-Haul moving truck with the revelers inside, officers said.
The most encouraging fact:
    Officers allowed the partygoers to call for rides and no one was arrested.

    But those who weren't yet 21 were charged with underage drinking. If found guilty, each person could face a $255 fine or 30 days in jail.
Fortunately, though, none of the underage drinkers were elementary school kids with butter knives, because that would have been a different story.

Unfortunately, as I make juxtapose the behavior to prove the outrageousness of the zero-tolerance policy in schools yielding felony arrests, some might think the proper way to put balance into law enforcement would be to riding in the back of a rental truck a felony.


 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."