Thursday, February 24, 2005
Canadians Cantankerous Over NHL Season Loss

Apparently, the Canadians are still blaming us for the lost NHL season, for they've decided not to let the United States protect them from nuclear missiles:
    Prime Minister Paul Martin said Thursday that Canada would not join the contentious U.S. missile defense program, a decision that will further strain brittle relations between the neighbors but please Canadians who fear it could lead to an international arms race.
You know, Canada, you'd need to show some spine to warrant enemies who would attack. You're safe.

To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."