Wednesday, January 05, 2005
 
Cats Leading Cause of Osteoporosis

Obviously, if a glass of milk appears underneath Ajax's new sunlamp, it's milk for Ajax:

Ajax's Milk


If I ever develop osteoporosis, you'll know why:
  1. The cats drank all my milk.

  2. Too much exposure to felinogen induced menopause in what looked like a healthy human male.

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."