Friday, December 17, 2004
 
Poor Grammar Solves Murder

In this report about the murder in northwest Missouri, the poor writer would to have already solved the mystery:
    Nodaway County Sheriff Ben Espey (pictured, center) said authorities are awaiting DNA testing to confirm the girl is the child of Stinnett, 23, who was found slain in her northwest Missouri home Thursday afternoon by her own mother.

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."