Tuesday, November 30, 2004
 
Packer Flag Protocol Exception

As you all know, the Packer Flag Protocol is as follows:
  • Upon a day in which the Packers play, the flag shall be raised at sunrise;

  • If the Packers should lose the game, the flag will be lowered to half staff and shall be lowered, sadly, at sunset unless the game ends after sunset, in which case the flag shall be lowered immediately following the loss;

  • But when the Packers win the game, the flag shall fly through the night and shall be lowered at sunset of the following day.*

    * Unless the Packers defeat the hated mercenary Rams, in which case the flag shall for a week until the result of the next Packer game becomes known.

 
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