Monday, November 08, 2004
 
Is That An Order?

My wife said to me last night, "Honey?"

"Yeah," I said.

"Never mind," she commanded.

Which puts me in quite the logical bind. The next time she tells me to do something and I don't do it, she'll be angry, but I am only following orders. Of course, if I do the next thing she tells me, I am also not minding.

Just to be safe, I think I shall sit in the recliner and pretend I didn't hear.


 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."