Friday, October 15, 2004
 
The Most Holy Newspaper Columnist Saith

James Lileks, in his Newhouse News column this week:
    As a young and ambitious man, John Kerry famously asked: How do you ask someone to be the last man to die for a mistake? Good question. Perhaps President Kerry will explain how you ask someone to be the first person to die for a nuisance.

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."