Thursday, October 14, 2004
 
Kerry Admits He's A Crook

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Here's telling quote from the debate last night:
    KERRY: I want you to notice how the president switched away from jobs and started talking about education principally.

    Let me come back in one moment to that, but I want to speak for a second, if I can, to what the president said about fiscal responsibility.

    Being lectured by the president on fiscal responsibility is a little bit like Tony Soprano talking to me about law and order in this country.
Help me while I explain the "Interviewed by our WoT allies like Sudan" logic behind this bombshell:
  • The president is fiscally irresponsible, although he really only gets to spend the money given to him by the legislature, which includes the Senate, which contains 98 state representatives who show up to vote on spending bills. But George W. Bush has truly not vetoed any spending, and he has not squeezed the great self-interested bureaucracies that he heads to offer rebates.

  • John Kerry is fiscally irresponsible, at least in the vast volume of public spending and programs and giveaways he'd implement if President. Undoubtedly, he's voted for gratuitous spending as a Senator (even though he's tried to balance the social programs with unequally small cuts in military programs).

  • Tony Soprano, a fictional character, is a criminal.

  • Therefore, when George W. Bush (fiscally irresponsible) lectures John Kerry (fiscally irresponsible) about fiscal responsibility, it's like Tony Soprano (criminal) lecturing John Kerry (?) about law and order.
Irrefutable logic that seems to have fallen and struck its head while taking photographs of a demonstration in Iran.


 
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