Thursday, October 21, 2004
 
Cut the Guy Some Slack

So John Kerry is going goose hunting:
    Kerry will be out hunting geese today but he's also out to bag more undecided voters.

    Kerry adviser Mike McCurry says Kerry's Ohio goose hunt is aimed at giving voters "a better sense of John Kerry, the guy," and maybe win over swing voters who aren't sure they feel any connection to the Democrat.
Lay off him, wot? A man has got to feed his family.

Why, when I was a young man, my father was a carpenter/remodeler whose work fell off in the winter time, and the ducks, geese, rabbits, and occasional deer that my father harvested sustained his family through the hard months of a Wisconsin winter.

Why should it be any different for the billionaire Heinz-Kerry family?

Look on the bright side, at least Teresa won't have to worry about swallowing lead pellets, which was a morbid fear I had as a child because I didn't want lead poisoning as part of my meal.


- posted by Brian J. @ 7:49 AM
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