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Musings from Brian J. Noggle

Sunday, October 17, 2004

Alcoholic Arithematic

Newcastle beers will will soon carry this warning label:

Responsible drinkers don’t exceed three to four units a day for men and two to three for women.

The key word is and, which indicates addition, so responsible drinkers won't drink more than three to four and two to three which is five to seven ~~tee~~total.

Cripes, I wish someone had read this story to me aloud, because I'd prefer the misconception of Responsible drinkers don’t exceed 324 units a day for men....

- posted by Brian J. @ 9:14 PM

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