Wednesday, September 08, 2004
 
Undoubtedly, It's The Expensive Version

In the video capture of the MTV interview with John Kerry that's available at The Daily Recycler, who else noticed the yellow thing flopping around on his arm?

John Kerry's yellow bracelet


No, kids, if you snap it off, you don't get a sexual favor. That's a Lance Armstrong rubber band for cancer, of which Heather has one.

One has to wonder if Johnk paid $1 for the version shared by the proletariat, or if his is a special, titanium mesh, gold-plated version.

Either way, he's sending us secret code that he's an active sports participant.

Sorry, honey, that I ruined it for you.


 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."