Undoubtedly, It's The Expensive Version
In the video capture of the MTV interview with John Kerry that's available at
The Daily Recycler, who else noticed the yellow thing flopping around on his arm?
No, kids, if you snap it off, you don't get a sexual favor. That's a Lance Armstrong rubber band for cancer, of which Heather has one.
One has to wonder if Johnk paid $1 for the version shared by the proletariat, or if his is a special, titanium mesh, gold-plated version.
Either way, he's sending us secret code that he's an active sports participant.
Sorry,
honey, that I ruined it for you.