Tuesday, September 14, 2004
 
Spurious Assertion

Progressive Insurance trades insurance discounts for little boxes that track on users' driving habits.

Progressive chairman of the board Peter B. Lewis has given over fourteen million dollars to pro-Democratic 527 groups.

Vast Left Wing Conspiracy uniting politicians and corporations to strip privacy from common citizens? You read it here first!

Cock your tin foil helmet to a rakish angle and follow me.


 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."