Thursday, September 16, 2004
 
In East St. Louis, He Would Have Been Ticketed

In Whitehorse, Canada, a Black Lab took a truck for a drive:
    A pedestrian in a Whitehorse suburb was taken aback Tuesday night when a dog drove by in a red pickup truck.

    Police say a person was out for a walk when the truck with a black Labrador at the wheel passed by.

    When police arrived, the truck was in the middle of Thompson Road in Granger, blocking traffic. The dog was still behind the wheel.
All's well that ends with no fatalities in Canada:
    There were no injuries or damages, and no indication from police they plan to charge the owner.
Which is unlike East St. Louis, where the dog would be ticketed for driving without a license and without insurance and the owner charged with endangering an animal.


 
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