Wednesday, September 08, 2004
 
I Mock Your Petty Conspiracy Theory

You want a conspiracy theory? Here's a conspiracy theory:

Osama bin Laden gives himself up next month.

You see, by sacrificing, but not quite martyring himself, bin Laden allows US forces to capture him so that the conspiracy nuts in the United States will throw the election to Kerry.


- posted by Brian J. @ 8:18 AM
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