Tuesday, September 21, 2004
 
Forget the Butler

In testimony why he suspected Scott Peterson in Laci Peterson's death, detective Craig Grogan unloads his litany of probable cause:
    Grogan, the lead investigator on the case, told jurors Monday that there was a lot about Scott Peterson that made him suspicious. Peterson was the last person to see his wife alive, the first person to find her gone, he had an odd alibi and it looked as though the former fertilizer salesman had been making concrete anchors in his warehouse.
There you have it. If you're married to a murdered housespouse and you work outside the home, obviously you kill him or her because you're the last to see him or her and the first to notice him or her gone.

Definitely another argument against marriage and cohabitation, or perhaps against interpersonal relationships at all. Never see anyone! It's the only way to be safe.

(Public service note: don't blog hungry; lack of blood sugar makes on note something silly and leap to spurious assertions. It's the only excuse I can think of.)

UPDATE: Noun/pronoun agreement now corrected, dear.

- posted by Brian J. @ 9:43 AM
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