Tuesday, September 28, 2004
 
Distilling E. J Dionne

In today's Washington Post, E. J. Dionne writes a column entitled How To Win The Heartland. As a proponent and resident of the heartland, I was rather interested in hearing how a coastal intellectual would have his type of candidate play in drive around, but not out of unless it's necessary country (which is how I characterize it, but I don't care to fly).

But then I realized he's talking about a senatorial candidate in Colorado. Colorado, home to Vail, Aspen, Boulder, and Denver. Sorry, Stephen, but I don't consider Colorardo to be part of the heartland.

But that aside, let me distill Dionne's wisdom in how a Democrat can win even in the "heartland" into the two most salient nuggets:
  • Wear black jeans and cowboy boots, and remember to take your cowboy hat off indoors.

  • Work to extend government benefits to people who aren't currently accepting government benefits, like Republicans.
That just might work in a heart of rich people snow resortland.


 
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