Musings from Brian J. Noggle

Litigation Pool

Walter Olson at Overlawyered speculates on upcoming litigation after Hurricane Charley.

This sounds like the perfect opportunity for a pool!

Lawsuit	1 month	2-3 months	4-6 months	7-12 months	13-24 months	Over 2 years
Sue Vietnam over continued attacks from Charley.
Sue Alabama, Georgia for not allowing Florida penninsula to retract northward to safer location.
Sue Catholic Church for God's wrath impacting the innocent as well as the guilty.
Sue Chinese entomologists for not controlling their butterflies.			Brian J.
Sue President Bush, Governor Bush for allowing Illuminati to perpetrate this disaster.
Sue Chicago; the Windy City and its jealousy are behind this somehow.
Sue landscapers for putting those dangerous trees in places where they can fall, split, break, or otherwise endanger people or property.		Brian J.
Sue automakers, except for Hummer, for not making vehicles heavy enough.
Sue utility companies for piping/transmitting dangerous gases/electricity through residential neighborhoods.

$5.00 gets you a square. Pick the lawsuit and timeframe in which you think it will be filed.

- posted by Brian J. @ 8:27 AM