List of Columnist Who Bill McClellan Is No
I don't normally read Bill McClellan because I think he's obnoxious, and find his columns common, predictable, and rather simplistic.  It's obvious he's trying to champion the common man, but I don't care to read about most of the people whom he champions.
To make it clear, I have created this handy chart of columnists you can easily use in the sentence, "Bill McClellan is no...."
    | John Kass | Bob Greene | Mary Schmich | Clarence Page | 
    | Steve Chapman | Eric Zorn | Richard Roeper | Neil Steinberg | 
    | John O' Sullivan | George Will | Anna Quindlen | Mike Royko | 
    | Studs Terkel | Robert Novak | James Lileks | Mark Steyn | 
    | Jim Stingl | Whitney Gould | Mike Nichols | Andrea Peyser | 
    | Steve Dunleavy | Charles Krauthammer | Michelle Malkin | Anne Applebaum | 
    | Robert J. Samuelson | Bob Rybarcyzk | The Night Cabbie | David Nicklaus | 
    | 80% of college op-ed columnists. | Catherine Galasso-Vigorito | Most Suburban Journal Opinion Shapers | 
That's a start.
This is the only time I am going to mention it.  If I let my animosity towards other commentators eat at me, I'll start writing like Neil Steinberg.