Thursday, August 05, 2004
 
Bistandardathon

Headline at Command Post: General Assembly President appeals for States to observe Olympic Truce.
    With less than 10 days to go before the start of the Olympic Games, the President of the United Nations General Assembly, Julian R. Hunte, today appealed to all States to demonstrate their commitment to peace by observing the traditional truce during the quadrennial competition.
Fans of blowing random things up, such as Palestinians, Al Qaeda, and other non-State groups, rejoice at their apparent exemption from another UN call to action.


 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."