Saturday, July 24, 2004
 
Schooner Envy

As those of you who attend Atari parties know, I have quite a collection of goblets and schooners, the pride of which is a monster which can hold 32 ounces of beer.

But I bow before the royal sceptre schooner of Germany, which can only be wielded by the True Leader of the Germanic Peoples, or some duly elected socialist thereof.


 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."