Friday, July 30, 2004
I'm Offended, I Want a Fine
Hey, FCC, I am offended this got broadcast:
- 'Go balloons, go balloons! Go balloons! I don't see anything happening. Go balloons! Go balloons! Go balloons! Standby confetti. Keep coming, balloons. More balloons. Bring it- balloons, balloons, balloons! We want balloons, tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No confetti. No confetti yet.
'No confetti. All right, go balloons, go balloons. We need more balloons. All balloons! All balloons! Keep going! Come on, guys, lets move it. Jesus! We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go, goddammit. Go confetti. Go confetti. More confetti. I want more balloons. What's happening to the balloons? We need more balloons.
'We need all of them coming down. Go balloons- balloons? What's happening balloons? There's not enough coming down! All balloons, what the hell! There's nothing falling! What the are you guys doing up there? We want more balloons coming down, more balloons. More balloons. More balloons'...
- posted by Brian J. @ 2:27 PM
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"I'm weeping openly right now. Thanks for hurting my feelings, pinhead."
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