Friday, July 30, 2004
 
The Heart and Soul of America Not Found in Fox Transcription Department

From the Fox News Transcript of Bush's remarks at SMS in Springfield, Missouri:
    I can't help but notice my friend Johnny Morris is here. Gosh, I wish we were fishing. I was in the bass tracker (ph), I want you to know, over the weekend in Crawford. It didn't sink.
The transcriptionist doesn't intuitively know a bass tracker boat and can only guess at the spelling. Probably more Hollywood than Springfield.

Because someone from Springfield (or someone married to a smoking-hottie from Springfield) knows Tracker Boats is based in Springfield.


 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."