Saturday, July 03, 2004
 
He Chose Poorly

From a story in today's St. Louis Post-Dispatch:
    A robber probably figured he found an easy target when he saw a blonde in spaghetti straps walking alone in a Westport Plaza parking lot early Thursday.

    But he picked the wrong woman.

    The purse he snatched was tucked under the arm of an off-duty St. Louis County police officer who wouldn't let it go without a fight.
As Fark would say, jailarity ensues. Unfortunately, Fark has yet to coin the term broken-kneecaparity ensues.

UPDATE: From the "I Wish I Would Have Said That" Department, we offer Aaron of Free Will Blog's take:

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."