Wednesday, June 09, 2004
 
Sympathy for the Devil

I kinda feel a certain pity and outrage on the behalf of Courtney Love on her charges:
    "CJ" has obtained a copy of a brand new charge filed against Courtney Love. And this time it involved assault with a deadly weapon likely to produce great bodily injury. The charge stems from an incident last April 25th, to which Los Angeles Police responded. According to documents from the District Attorney, Love assaulted a woman by the name of Kristin King by throwing a bottle and a metal flashlight at her.
Hey, I have seen Kiss of the Dragon and Daredevil, both of which depict homicide via stick pins, so the next time some prick bothers a woman, is it assualy with a deadly weapon likely to produce great bodily injury? Or what about shoving someone and they fall over? If applied with great enough velocity, the earth will kill you.

I guess the answer is, "Yes, if the prosecutor wants to intimidate you into pleading to a lesser charge."


 
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