Thursday, June 10, 2004
 
Shotgun!

I'm calling it officially! In November, my vote will cancel out Bruce Springsteen's in the presidential election! I called it! You'll have to find your own celebrity to thwart.

Oh, I know how it works. I can't cancel it out because he'll vote in New Jersey and I'll vote in Missouri, and we'll vote for different electoral college members. But still, symbolically, he's all mine.


 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."