Monday, June 14, 2004
 
Moorematician

Truly, he has a dizzying intellect. Michael Moore's complaining about a possible R rating for his latest mockumentary. You know, no one under 17 admitted without a guardian.
    Moore said: "It is sadly very possible that many 15- and 16-year-olds will be asked and recruited to serve in Iraq in the next couple of years.

    "If they are old enough to be recruited and capable of being in combat and risking their lives, they certainly deserve the right to see what is going on in Iraq."
Dear Michael: Here in the United States, people cannot go into combat at fifteen or sixteen. Thank you, that is all.


 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."