Tuesday, June 01, 2004
 
KMOX Contributes to National Security

Kudos to KMOX radio for an on the scene report of a possible sighting of a potential person of alleged Middle Eastern complection today. I think it was Kevin Killeen, reporting live from Illinois, who filed this report, transcribed from memory and appropriately snarked-up:
    I'm reporting live from <highway> and <highway> where several acres' of petroleum storage facilities sit unguarded behind a chain link fence. This morning, witnesses saw an SUV parkerd by the side of the road taking pictures. Inside the SUV, a dark-complected man with dark hair and a woman sped off at a suspiciously high rate of speed when approached. Authorities are investigating.
That's it, fellows. You get the gist of the report there. Something suspicious was reported, but nothing is known yet, but we're going to broadcast it live to prove we have a news team here comprised of three people and a van. Also, we're going to identify in great detail the location and how soft the target is. Back to you, Carole.

:: snort ::


- posted by Brian J. @ 5:46 PM
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