Monday, June 21, 2004
 
Joke of the Day

UN slams US over spending Iraq funds. It goes like this:
    United Nations-mandated auditors have sharply criticised the US occupation authority for the way it has spent more than $11bn in Iraqi oil revenues and say they have faced "resistance" from coalition officials.

    In an interim report, obtained by the Financial Times, KPMG says the Development Fund for Iraq, which is managed by the US-led Coalition Provisional Authority and channels oil revenue into reconstruction projects, is "open to fraudulent acts".
Ha ha ha ha! Hooo. And then the UN says, "the CPA is open to fraudulent acts." Ha ha ha ha haa!

Sorry, it's hard to type with the tears from the laughter in my eyes. That Matt Drudge, who told me this one, is a stitch, ainna?


 
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